February 2012
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chriddof:
Top pop sensation Justin Beiber is made of communion wafers that have been turned to mush by being soaked in water and put into a lesbian mould. “I have to avoid anyone religious,” he once shrieked in a unhearable-by-humans high pitched tone during an interview with The Paul Weller & The Jam But Not The Style Council Fan Club Fanzine, which attracted various animals who carried him...
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basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
>no but yeah
chriddof:
One morning, when Alex James woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a giant lump of cheese. He lay on his coagulated milk protein back, and if he looked down a little he could see his bright yellow belly, containing the odd hole and infused with ketchup flavouring. The bedding was hardly able to cover him and seemed ready to slide off any moment....
You are the last thing you drew:
boner-core:
kanji-sexual:
pecha-poffin:
lisola:
derperistical:
ahoithar:
clockworksexual:
I’m davesollux
i’m a kawaii cyclops girl
yes
im davejohn
dammit im supposed to be dirkjake
uhhh I fixed my personal mspa notifier macro a bit, which is roxy so
…. I’m roxy
i’m Isla apparently
ok sure i’ll be an OC
Prospit dreamer Yukiko.
Yeh sure.
im li’l e and seymour having...
MEL I ADDED YOU ON SKYPE
rustbones replied to your post: nobodys online
I AM ALWAYS ONLINE YOU JUST CAN’T SEE ME FOR SOME REASON..
SEND ME A MESSAGE OMG
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nobodys online
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gggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgjh
WHEN YOUR FRIENDS ARE ALL SAD AND YOU CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT SO YOU PRETEND TO HUG THEM AND THEN YOU REALIZE YOU HAVENT EATEN ALLL DAY EXCEPT BREAKFAST SO YOU TRY AND GET SOME FOOD BUT THERES NO FOOD SO YOU FROWN AND WAIT AND SEE IF THEYRE OKAY WHILE TRYING NOT TO THINK ABOUT FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dragonsroar:
remember when the internet was only neopets and forums
saddeer:
autoplay that restarts the song every time you click a new link
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qichi:
I’m still irrationally irritable about people tending to describe teas with, like, emotions and feelings, do you think I care
tell me if it’s spicy or minty or fruity! tell me which ingredient is at the forefront! tell me similar teas that my liking would indicate a fondness for this one!
don’t tell me it’s “luscious, sexy, and a little bit dangerous” you vague bastards
jakeenglish:
jake is probably dirty and sweaty and disgusting as fuck
and dirk is a smart boy he must have realized that a teenage boy living alone on an island wouldn’t be the cleanliest person
i mean why bother shower no one is going to see you and you’re just going to get dirty again soon enough
i bet dirk likes it that way
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jakeenglishswaifu:
fortea:
wariofan63:
subjuggulatorsgonnasubjuggulate:
Doc Scratch is an omniscient being that can see everything that happens, but can he see why kids love the delicious taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
DSJHDJ
SCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAMS
karkandy said: dear sofie, i think u r rlly nice and think we should become friends!!!!!!!! maybe we should exchange skypes sometime u v u
UWAH„„ OKAY„„
i dont know how to talk to people
is jokingly saying “im a mutual friends professional stalker, please give me your skype” a good way to attempt to start a friendship
apitoxin:
mmm whatcha soie
my instructor loved the avengers as a kid and im like “oh man everyone on the internet ships iron man and thor or captain america” “wh…at…” “yeah they also ship sherlock and watson i can kinda see that” “um”
I'm trying to explain shipping to my driving...
i think my driving guys here so
brb driving times
penguilome asked: umm to anyone you want to answer I guess?? 1, 2, 3, 31
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ferretfandom:
draganne:
ah yes this is mr tiddle winkers, this is wiskermcfluffington, this is sir poppings, and this is my favorite kitty, mr benedict cumberbatch hes such a dear with his swishy tail
draganne:
ah yes this is mr tiddle winkers, this is wiskermcfluffington, this is sir poppings, and this is my favorite kitty, mr benedict cumberbatch hes such a dear with his swishy tail
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